You Have Already Taken 500 Personality Tests This Year
Be honest. You know your Myers-Briggs type, your Enneagram number, your attachment style, your Hogwarts house, and which type of bread you are. You have shared at least one quiz result on your Instagram story this month. You have, at some point, introduced yourself at a party by saying “I’m such an ENFP.”
You are not alone. And this is not new.
Humanity has been sorting itself into boxes for over two thousand years. The history of personality tests is really the history of that impulse — bodily fluids, inkblots, multiple-choice forms, ten-question quizzes on your phone — different tools, same underlying itch: Who am I, really? And can someone please just tell me?
TL;DR: Personality testing started with ancient Greek doctors blaming your mood on body fluids, got weaponized by two World Wars, was commercialized by a mother-daughter duo with no formal psychology training, and eventually became the internet’s favorite form of self-expression. The science is shaky. The appeal is eternal.
Ancient Greeks Were the Original BuzzFeed
Around 400 BCE, Hippocrates looked at a grumpy patient and thought: too much black bile.
That was the diagnosis. That was the whole thing. The father of Western medicine believed human personality came down to four bodily fluids — blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm — and the balance between them determined whether you were cheerful, aggressive, melancholic, or just… phlegmatic. (That last one literally means “sluggish like mucus,” which is brutal.)
Each fluid mapped to a temperament. Sanguine types were social and optimistic — the life of the ancient symposium. Choleric types were ambitious and short-tempered — your classic Roman general energy. Melancholic types were thoughtful and prone to sadness. Phlegmatic types were calm, reliable, and profoundly unexciting at dinner parties.
Here is the wild part: this framework dominated medicine for nearly two millennia. Galen expanded it in the 2nd century CE, and European doctors were still prescribing treatments based on humoral theory well into the 1800s. Feeling anxious? Bloodletting. Feeling angry? Also bloodletting. The treatment plan was remarkably consistent regardless of the diagnosis.
If you think “which of four types are you?” sounds suspiciously like a BuzzFeed quiz with a medical degree — yeah. That is exactly what it was.
When War Made Personality Testing a Government Priority
The shift from folk wisdom to actual testing happened, like most things in the 20th century, because of war.
In 1917, the United States entered World War I with a problem: they needed to screen 3.5 million recruits, fast, and figure out which ones were psychologically unfit for combat. Psychiatrist Robert Woodworth developed the Personal Data Sheet — essentially a 116-question yes/no checklist designed to flag soldiers at risk of “shell shock” (what we now call PTSD). Questions included gems like “Do you feel like jumping off high places?” and “Are you troubled with the idea that people are watching you on the street?”
It was crude. It was impersonal. It was the first mass-produced personality test in history.
But the real revolution came during World War II, and it did not come from a psychologist. Katherine Cook Briggs had been obsessing over Carl Jung’s 1921 book Psychological Types for two decades, developing her own type theory at her kitchen table. When the war pulled millions of women into the workforce for the first time, Katherine and her daughter Isabel Briggs Myers saw an opportunity: a questionnaire that could match women to jobs suited to their personality type.
Neither of them had formal training in psychology or psychometrics. Isabel developed the MBTI through years of self-funded research, testing it on friends, family, and eventually thousands of medical students. The academic establishment largely ignored her. She kept going anyway.
The irony is thick: the world’s most famous personality test was created by two women who would have been dismissed by the very institutions that later profited from their work. Isabel spent decades fighting for legitimacy, and she died in 1980 still waiting for the psychology establishment to take the MBTI seriously. They never really did. The public, however, had other plans.
